Zebra

Up until tonight I thought I was such a Scrabble badass.   Maybe it was my 20% bingo record, or the 98% scoreboard.  Whatever -- I owned that bitch.  Then I started playing Scrabble Stephen Hawkings Edition.  I have barely hobbled through two hands and I've already lost once.  Apparently I underestimated my opponent, the iPhone.  My self-esteem is duly checked.

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Today is Day 1 of the Master Cleanse, (and Day 3 of a new Artist's Way sequel "Walk In This World" thingy I'm doing with my friends). I should note that I'm defying the advice of my friend and acupuncturist, Margaret, who supports a cleanse for me but  advises against the Master variety.   No hallucinating or coffee headaches yet, although I nearly clubbed my co-workers who (unknowingly) wouldn't stop talking about pie.

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I just watched a commercial in which a tampon was described as "cute."  Sorry.  I had to share.  It was just too weird.