My First Greeting Card

I am not going through a break-up.  But one of my best friends is.  And her going through it makes me feel sad and reminds me that relationships always end badly, i.e. someone dies or you break up.  I thought about it and I made a small list of things that are about a zillion times more likely to happen to you than dodging the demise of a relationship:

1. Catching Bubonic plague
2. Winning the Nobel Peace Prize
3. Divorcing Larry King

Because of these odds, I figured it'd be nice if greeting cards did their part to paint a realistic picture of your likely life if you get married.  So I made this.  (Don't worry, I'll totally customize yours.)