You suck. WTF? Godiva chocolates? You ATE the Godiva chocolates on my desk?? Do you realize, you nasty rodent, that those were Christmas presents for clients from the consulting company I work for? And now, in all of my spare time, I have to replace them? So not only are you a slob but you're also a thief.
Consider yourself screwed.
Friday, December 19, 2008