Monday, May 25, 2009

The Republic of Vanessa

In the Republic of Vanessa, everyone gets teleporters and time machines so that you can see your friends all the time. Plus you never get callouses on the tips of your fingers since you are born knowing how to play guitar. It's awesome.



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I'm a fan of weird. I really am. But I like weird in the kind of way that is sort of endearing. Not in the way that's like, psychotic.

1 comment:

Terrence said...

Callous, shmallous! the worse they get, the better you get.

Also, I expect to see massholts.blogspot on your blog list tout de suite.

:)